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*COWCHES*

Every dinner party needs one!!! I have a special wish. I wish for all who visit this page to know the distinct pleasure of welcoming into your home a
'cowch' of your very own!!! Here is something so unique and gorgeous and inspired and inspirational, a creation which truly turns a house into a home.
They're amazing and adorable. And as mentioned, inspiration... just wait until you learn the story of how cowches came to be and what it would mean
for your dollars to go for owning one of your very own. I've decided to approach this special page in a special manner. I'm going to present it like a
board game or no - better, a treasure hunt with directions which lead you to your very own pot o' gold. So let's begin...
STEP 1. Click on the link just below (oh, I'm excited for you!!!) and read "The Story" because... well, read it and you'll understand and then come back
for your next step on this wonderful "cowch" adventure. (There are three, no four steps in all to get you to the rainbow's end by which I mean, a
cowch of your very own.) Above, is 'the magnificent real Beatrice' below is Beatrice Cowch...however, I'm getting ahead of myself... first the story.

"The Story"

Ok. if you're following directions properly, you have just finished reading "The Story" - is that not amazing and
glorious ond one of the best things you've ever read!!! - so you've just finished reading the true story of wonderful
Harvey and Helga and her beloved family and you are wiping your eyes and laughing at the same time and you are
eagerly awaiting your next set of instructions - well, actually, isn't it true, you already know without instructions
what you must do next, what you must have... 'Must buy cowch... Must have cowch of our very own...' So here is
STEP 2 of the adventure of the cowch page. Below proceed to the rarified tingly joy of discovering and exploring
the selection, the actual inspired creations from which you can choose the special Cowch meant just for you.

We begin with 'Beatrice Cowch' inspired by
the magnificent real Beatrice above.
(Is this not one of the most adorable
gorgeous things!!!? I LOVE BEATRICE.)

'Beatrice Cowch'
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(How happy is that little boy. Doesn't
your little one deserve such joy!)

TO ORDER YOUR VERY OWN
Beatrice Calf (3 feet) $300 Beatrice Yearling (5 feet) $500 Beatrice Full-grown (8 feet) $800
CALL 608-753-7723
(Order now. Beatrice is in demand and the list is growing.
Gestation lengths are increasing!)

'Mommy Cowch'
'Happy Lil' One Cowch'
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(How happy is that little calf? Don't all
little ones deserve such joy?)

TO ORDER PLEASE CALL 608-753-7723
Mommy and Happy Lil' One are available in the following sizes:
(3 feet) $300 (5 feet) $500 (8 feet) $800
(Order now. Mommy and Happy Lil' One are in demand and the list is growing.
Gestation lengths are increasing!)

'Charlie Cowch' $800
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TO ORDER YOUR VERY OWN
Charlie Calf (3 feet) $300 Charlie Yearling (5 feet) $500 Charlie Full-grown (8 feet) $800
CALL 608-753-7723
(Order now. Charlie is in demand and the list is growing.
Gestation lengths are increasing.)

'SURPRISE!!' $800
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TO ORDER YOUR VERY OWN
Surprise Calf (3 feet) $300 Surprise Yearling (5 feet) $500 Surprise Full-grown (8 feet) $800
CALL 608-753-7723
(Order now. Surprise is in demand and the list is growing.
Gestation lengths are increasing.)

and last but certainly not least the 'I LOVE HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!! or Harvey is a Hero! (and Huge) Cowch'

TO ORDER YOUR VERY OWN
Harvey Calf (3 feet) $300 Harvey Yearling (5 feet) $500 Harvey Full-grown (8 feet) $800
CALL 608-753-7723
(Order now. Harvey is well loved and the list is growing.
Gestation lengths are increasing.)

So that is the selection. And in the photo just above, the amazing Helga. If you have a unique "cowch" vision of
your own, let us know. Helga can customize your cowch to create your special vision.
PLEASE REMEMBER WHERE YOUR WELL SPENT DOLLARS ARE GOING!!!
Oh, and steps three and four, simple. You've probably already got it down. Order and ... After the appropriate
gestation period when your unique and special cowch comes to life just for you, handmade and handcrafted by Helga
under the watchful eye of Harvey, the last step - utter enjoyment! When a big box arrives at your doorstep
simply unwrap and get set to snuggle and cuddle and lounge and dream and rest and revitalize on a
cowch of your very own.

And now we end where it all began,
presenting... Helga and Harvey.

Peace.

inspire

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